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Ding Dong Merrily Unhinged . ITS CHRISTMAS BITCH. Have YOU got YOUR… LAST MINUTE BITS. Move ye bum. Wiggle ye hips. shake ye tits. its Christmas bitch. did i mention its Christmas bitch?join Ms Sharon Le Grand and a host of fabulous friends for an evening of high drama ad frivolity. think Jules holland but not at all suitable for television as we ask the question have you got your last minute bits?

ARE YOU READY TO GET HOT & SWEATY THIS HOLIDAY SEASON? HONCHO / WORKOUTWith live performances from resident performer ZAK ANDERSON & working out his main muscle for the first time on the HONCHO stage we welcome LUCA 😈 (Keep your eye out for HONCHO’s official fluffer Daniel Moreno)Of course no HONCHO could be complete without some pumping tunes provided by XXX-TRA Special guest dj, Berlin icon Jacky - Oh Weinhaus and resident stud James Bartlett.December is heating up and things will only get hotter on stage with the most SEX-FILLED show yet.

A celebration of fairytale romances.

A popular panto starring Crayola.

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Jan Sport joins the cast of the dystopian musical.

This is the way that history should be taught.

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SUNDAY CABARET CHRISTMAS PARTY WITH LOLA LASAGNE AND WOE ADDAMSSUNDAY 21ST DECEMBERSunday Cabaret at The RVT is always as camp as Christmas, and today it’s more true than ever, as we ramp up the ho ho ho, with two amazing drag performers. our very own Mother Christmas, the Manchester MILF, the always hilarious Lola Lasagne, and the darkest fairy to top your tree, it’s the brilliant Woe Addams. Doors are at 4pm, Woe will be on at 5.45pm followed by Lola.With DJ Simon Le Vans This event is 18+Advance tickets are £10 plus booking fee. No Refunds.THERE WILL BE TICKETS ON THE DOOR FROM 4PMPLEASE NOTE: This event will be mostly standing with only a very few seats in the venue, first come first serve. If you have access questions please contact dave@vauxhalltavern.com. ALL BAGS AND COATS MUST BE CHECKED IN TO CLOAKROOM DANCING ON THE STAGE IS AT YOUR OWN RISK The RVT is an LGBTQ+ venue, please respect our space. No hen/stag parties

A celebration of fairytale romances.

A popular panto starring Crayola.

He’s behind you!

Jan Sport joins the cast of the dystopian musical.

This is the way that history should be taught.

Check out the latest events at one of London’s busiest sex-on-premises venues.

Who will win the Candy Cane Crown?

It’s the 2025 RVT panto… oh yes it is. GROWLED – BEAUTY AND THE BEAST CONTINUES…Hello Tiddlywinks… The much loved, award-winning Royal Vauxhall Tavern panto is back for 2025, running from the end of November to the first week of January 2026 with a brand new show and a dazzling cast.From the team that brought you last year’s smash hit, Wolfed, plus the Offie-winning Tossed as well as Cracked, Pricked, Slipped, Rubbed and Goosed. This year we explore one of the most popular fairy tales of all, with our own twisted take on Beauty and the Beast. Written by Paul Joseph (PopHorror) and Tim Benzie (Solve Along A Murder She Wrote) and directed by panto legend Tim McArthur (Eurovision Your Decision) with Musical Director, Annemarie Lewis Thomas.Growled is the hilarious tale of life for Belle and her Prince once the classic story ends and they face the reality of ‘happy ever after’. This magical story is brought to life by a stunning cast, packed with hit songs and more jokes (and clocks) per minute than any other panto. Don’t miss out. THE 2025 PANTO CAST IS… Lucy Penrose as Belle Matthew Ferry as The Prince Katherine Leyva as Villager Number One Robert McNeilly as Mrs Spout Ada Campe as The Inventorer Jo Wickham as Asston The RVT panto is one of the highlights of the year at London’s most iconic LGBTQ+ cabaret and performance venue, with a long history at the Vauxhall venue, in recent years, the panto has become more successful than ever, with most shows selling out and this year we have added more dates than ever before. Design by Chris Jepson PLEASE READ, IMPORTANT INFORMATION RE TICKETS AND SEATINGTHIS IS A MIXED SEATED/STANDING EVENT… WE WILL DO OUR BEST TO SEAT AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE. There are a limited number of guaranteed seated tickets at £23 or regular tickets at £20 both plus booking fee.If you buy regular tickets, seats are allocated on a first come first serve basis on the night. If you buy guaranteed seating tickets please email dave@vauxhalltavern.com and advise if you need to sit with other GS ticket holders, so we can allocate a table. Please make sure you book the correct show. No refunds. THERE WILL BE SOME TICKETS ON THE DOOR, PLEASE ARRIVE EARLYIf you have access requirements, or questions please email dave@vauxhalltavern.comTIMES ON TICKETS ARE DOORS OPENING, THE SHOW STARTS ONE HOUR LATER AND IS APPROX TWO HOURS WITH AN INTERVAL.Shows on a Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday will be doors at 7pm, show at 8pm sharp, the show lasts approximately two hours and you can stay for a drink after the show. Friday shows are doors at 6pm, show at 7pm sharp, on Fridays, once the show is over, we will need you to please clear the venue by 9.30pm, as we will have another event later.Matinee shows, please check individual dates, Doors open one hour before show starts. Saturday evening shows, doors at 7pm, show at 8pm.ALL BAGS AND COATS MUST BE CHECKED IN TO CLOAKROOM.DANCING ON THE STAGE IS AT YOUR OWN RISK

Nurturing LGBTQ talent and helping to tell the stories of our community.

A celebration of fairytale romances.

A popular panto starring Crayola.

He’s behind you!

Jan Sport joins the cast of the dystopian musical.

This is the way that history should be taught.

Check out the latest events at one of London’s busiest sex-on-premises venues.

Who will win the Candy Cane Crown?

It’s the 2025 RVT panto… oh yes it is. GROWLED – BEAUTY AND THE BEAST CONTINUES…Hello Tiddlywinks… The much loved, award-winning Royal Vauxhall Tavern panto is back for 2025, running from the end of November to the first week of January 2026 with a brand new show and a dazzling cast.From the team that brought you last year’s smash hit, Wolfed, plus the Offie-winning Tossed as well as Cracked, Pricked, Slipped, Rubbed and Goosed. This year we explore one of the most popular fairy tales of all, with our own twisted take on Beauty and the Beast. Written by Paul Joseph (PopHorror) and Tim Benzie (Solve Along A Murder She Wrote) and directed by panto legend Tim McArthur (Eurovision Your Decision) with Musical Director, Annemarie Lewis Thomas.Growled is the hilarious tale of life for Belle and her Prince once the classic story ends and they face the reality of ‘happy ever after’. This magical story is brought to life by a stunning cast, packed with hit songs and more jokes (and clocks) per minute than any other panto. Don’t miss out. THE 2025 PANTO CAST IS… Lucy Penrose as Belle Matthew Ferry as The Prince Katherine Leyva as Villager Number One Robert McNeilly as Mrs Spout Ada Campe as The Inventorer Jo Wickham as Asston The RVT panto is one of the highlights of the year at London’s most iconic LGBTQ+ cabaret and performance venue, with a long history at the Vauxhall venue, in recent years, the panto has become more successful than ever, with most shows selling out and this year we have added more dates than ever before. Design by Chris Jepson PLEASE READ, IMPORTANT INFORMATION RE TICKETS AND SEATINGTHIS IS A MIXED SEATED/STANDING EVENT… WE WILL DO OUR BEST TO SEAT AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE. There are a limited number of guaranteed seated tickets at £23 or regular tickets at £20 both plus booking fee.If you buy regular tickets, seats are allocated on a first come first serve basis on the night. If you buy guaranteed seating tickets please email dave@vauxhalltavern.com and advise if you need to sit with other GS ticket holders, so we can allocate a table. Please make sure you book the correct show. No refunds. THERE WILL BE SOME TICKETS ON THE DOOR, PLEASE ARRIVE EARLYIf you have access requirements, or questions please email dave@vauxhalltavern.comTIMES ON TICKETS ARE DOORS OPENING, THE SHOW STARTS ONE HOUR LATER AND IS APPROX TWO HOURS WITH AN INTERVAL.Shows on a Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday will be doors at 7pm, show at 8pm sharp, the show lasts approximately two hours and you can stay for a drink after the show. Friday shows are doors at 6pm, show at 7pm sharp, on Fridays, once the show is over, we will need you to please clear the venue by 9.30pm, as we will have another event later.Matinee shows, please check individual dates, Doors open one hour before show starts. Saturday evening shows, doors at 7pm, show at 8pm.ALL BAGS AND COATS MUST BE CHECKED IN TO CLOAKROOM.DANCING ON THE STAGE IS AT YOUR OWN RISK

A celebration of fairytale romances.

A popular panto starring Crayola.

He’s behind you!

Jan Sport joins the cast of the dystopian musical.

This is the way that history should be taught.

Check out the latest events at one of London’s busiest sex-on-premises venues.

Who will win the Candy Cane Crown?

A celebration of fairytale romances.

A popular panto starring Crayola.

He’s behind you!

Jan Sport joins the cast of the dystopian musical.

This is the way that history should be taught.

Who will win the Candy Cane Crown?

🎄✨ Christmas Day After-Party: Drink, Sing & Sparkle @ ZODIAC ✨🎄📍 ZODIAC Bar, 119 Hampstead Road, London, NW1 3EE📅 Wednesday 25th December 2025🕖 7PM – 2AM💸 Entry: Free🍸 About the EventWho says Christmas ends after dinner? If you’re flying solo this holiday or just need to keep the festive vibes alive, join us at ZODIAC Bar for a sparkling Christmas Day After-Party.This isn’t a show, a performance, or a sit-down affair — it’s all about YOU, your friends, your favourite drinks, and your inner diva. Sing your heart out to festive tunes, belting classics, or cheeky karaoke hits. Celebrate, dance, sip, laugh, and make merry until the early hours — because Christmas magic doesn’t have a curfew.✨ Highlights:🍹 Fully stocked bar with festive cocktails, mulled wine, and all your seasonal favourites🎶 Sing along at your own pace — karaoke, classic tunes, or just your inner carol-star🎉 Inclusive, judgement-free vibes — perfect for anyone spending Christmas day alone, with friends, or just craving a night out💫 Festive glam encouraged — hats, sparkles, and Christmas jumpers all welcome.

🎤 Fridaoke in the Club — Every Friday at ZODIAC Bar 🌈Step into the spotlight and let your voice shine at Fridaoke in the Club, hosted by the dazzling Dee Chanelle. From 7pm ’til late, the stage is yours to belt, croon, and slay your way through the night. Whether you’re serving ballads or bangers, this is your chance to zing your heart out in true ZODIAC style.✨ Prizes to be won🎶 Fierce vibes and fabulous vocals💸 £5 entry after 9pmIt’s not just karaoke—it’s a glitter-drenched celebration of self-expression, community, and pure queer joy. So grab the mic, grab your crew, and let’s make Friday nights unforgettable.

Christmas time can be such a drag. As we all know the POP TARTS shows have become a true Saturday night staple at The Divine and we cannot wait to bring in the celebrate the Christmas hangover week in style. DECEMBER 27TH is gonna be major and you don’t want to miss it. Bringing you some of the hottest and best acts from the London scene we always deliver and leave you wanting (and coming) back for more of these delirious divas. Returning home to the POP TARTS stage is one of our most favourite divas: VIOLETTA J’ADORE. She’ll be joined by three legendary icons who promise a night of fun, glam and and campery: ARIANA CHERRY, DUNIYA DHOOM and JESS QUEEN. Snatch those tickets NOW…you won’t regret it. VENUE: The DivineDOORS OPEN: 7PMSHOW STARTS: 7:30PMSHOW ENDS: 9:30PM Divine Saturday club night directly after the show so stick around and party until the early hours. *A limited number of super early bird and early bird tickets are available as well as general admission.**a number of discounted tickets for those with accessibility issues and their companions have been set aside.ACCESS:Sadly, The Divine is currently not fully accessible.The cabaret and club space are in the basement of the venue. There are 17 wide steps with slip resistant treads down to the space with sturdy handrails either side. There are two steps up to the stage.The toilets are in the basement and are not accessible for wheelchair users.If you need further information, please refer to The Divine ‘About’ page on the website. www.thedivine.co.uk

A unique way of tackling loneliness and disconnection.

A celebration of fairytale romances.

A popular panto starring Crayola.

He’s behind you!

Jan Sport joins the cast of the dystopian musical.

This is the way that history should be taught.

Check out the latest events at one of London’s busiest sex-on-premises venues.

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BAR RAVECHRISTMAS GOOCH SPECIALFREE SUNDAY SESSION, FULL OF FESTIVE SH*TS & GIGGLES. DJ SET BY JOHN SIZZLEMAIN BAR OF THE DIVINE8PM – 12AMBangers & £5 pints all night long.FREE ENTRYThe Divine, 33 Stoke Newington Road, London N16 8BJTHIS EVENT IS ACROSS BOTH FLOORSACCESS INFOSadly, both floors of The Divine are not currently accessible as we do not have a lift.– The ground floor, main bar of The Divine has level access.– There is an accessible toilet in the main bar.– The cabaret and club space are in the basement of the venue. There is no lift.– There are 17 wide steps down to the basement with handrails on either side, this is where the show will take place.– There are two sets of gender-neutral toilets downstairs, they are not wide enough for wheelchairs.If you need further information, please refer to The Divine ‘About’ page on the website. www.thedivine.co.uk or email us direct on info@thedivine.co.ukPlease note The Divine is a queer venue run by queer people, for queer people and their allies. We operate a zero-tolerance policy towards homophobia, transphobia, racism, misogyny and discrimination of any kind. Be respectful or you will be asked to leave. Strictly no office, hen or stag parties allowed.

A celebration of fairytale romances.

A popular panto starring Crayola.

He’s behind you!

Jan Sport joins the cast of the dystopian musical.

This is the way that history should be taught.

Check out the latest events at one of London’s busiest sex-on-premises venues.

Who will win the Candy Cane Crown?

A celebration of fairytale romances.

A popular panto starring Crayola.

He’s behind you!

Jan Sport joins the cast of the dystopian musical.

This is the way that history should be taught.

Check out the latest events at one of London’s busiest sex-on-premises venues.

Who will win the Candy Cane Crown?

A celebration of fairytale romances.

A popular panto starring Crayola.

He’s behind you!

Jan Sport joins the cast of the dystopian musical.

This is the way that history should be taught.

Check out the latest events at one of London’s busiest sex-on-premises venues.

Who will win the Candy Cane Crown?

A celebration of fairytale romances.

A popular panto starring Crayola.

He’s behind you!

Jan Sport joins the cast of the dystopian musical.

This is the way that history should be taught.

Check out the latest events at one of London’s busiest sex-on-premises venues.

Who will win the Candy Cane Crown?

A celebration of fairytale romances.

He’s behind you!

Jan Sport joins the cast of the dystopian musical.

This is the way that history should be taught.

Check out the latest events at one of London’s busiest sex-on-premises venues.

Who will win the Candy Cane Crown?

A celebration of fairytale romances.

He’s behind you!

Jan Sport joins the cast of the dystopian musical.

This is the way that history should be taught.

Check out the latest events at one of London’s busiest sex-on-premises venues.

Who will win the Candy Cane Crown?

A celebration of fairytale romances.

He’s behind you!

Jan Sport joins the cast of the dystopian musical.

This is the way that history should be taught.

Check out the latest events at one of London’s busiest sex-on-premises venues.

Who will win the Candy Cane Crown?

He’s behind you!

Jan Sport joins the cast of the dystopian musical.

This is the way that history should be taught.

Check out the latest events at one of London’s busiest sex-on-premises venues.

He’s behind you!

This is the way that history should be taught.

Check out the latest events at one of London’s busiest sex-on-premises venues.

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This is the way that history should be taught.

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The all-male ballet company is back in town.

Fuel for our fantasies.