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Come join us for a three course meal and a show with the very famous very busy Mark T Cox. Dinner starts at 19:30Show starts at 20:00 We are delighted to present two menus prepared by @maisonkim.ldn for this performance series: Menu 1: 26/03 and 2/04to start: Beetroot, banana blossom, pomelo, rau ram & fried shallots. (vegan, contains: mustard, sesame, gluten) to continue: Vietnamese braised pork belly served with rice and pickles (contains: fish) or Braised squash with winter tomato and tofu served with rice and pickles (vegan, contains: gluten, sesame)to finish: Chocolate almond olive oil cake, mascarpone creme chantilly and forced rhubarb (vegan alternative available if requested, contains: egg, dairy, nuts) Menu 2: 9/04 and 16/04 to start: Radicchio, orange, hazelnut salad with focaccia (vegan, contains: gluten, mustard, nuts) to continue: Lamb Koftas with carrots, beans and pistachio green salsa (contains: gluten, nuts) or Aubergine with carrots, beans and pistachio green salsa (vegan, contains: nuts)to finish: Orange almond cake with creme anglaise (vegan alternative available if requested, contains: egg, dairy, nuts) NOTE: IF YOU HAVE ANY ALLERGIES, PLEASE LET US KNOW Because of our small kitchen, we cannot guarantee that our food will be free of traces of any allergen. The Roses of Elagabalus is a queer clubhouse and restaurant in the heart of Dalston. No photography permitted.

HOMOPARODY have brought the house down every time they have performed at the Royal Vauxhall Tavern, so we thought it was about time they started their own night. HOMOPARODY have teamed up with their sweet sapphic sisters from Fingerz to create the ultimate candy cabaret show that celebrates the full and fruity variety of acts in London’s queer cabaret scene. Yes, thats right. . Lesbians and gays working together?. . Let’s do cabaret the queer way and get ready for a delicious night of dance, drag, parodies, powerhouse vocalists and Fingerz iconic games. Featuring a lip smacking cast of queer Londoners, this event is a celebration of who we are and what we love and promises to be unmissable. Everyone is welcome here… Bring your besties, ride solo or take one of your lovers for the ultimate date night. Hosted by David Allwood and Erin CorfieldDance performances from HOMOPARODYComedy, cabaret and dragHilarious GamesRaising money for David’s London Landmarks Half Marathon in aid of the Terrence Higgins Trust.Charity raffle with epic prizes.About the Show: Is this a cabaret show? Is this a cabaret competition? Well we’ve picked and mixed the best of both to bring a night full of variety. Hosted by David Allwood, the founder of HOMOPARODY Queer Collective and Erin Corfield, the founder of Fingerz. We will be welcoming six cabaret acts to the iconic RVT stage but the order they perform will be totally Randoms… As the audience decide. HOMOPARODY will be bringing the show-stopping routines they are known for and Fingerz will be getting everyone involved in their iconic games. The audience will decide which act goes through to the Pick’n’Mix All Starmix finale. This cabaret parody show promises to be a night filled with laughter, love and deliciously camp entertainment. When? Wednesday 2nd April 2025.Doors from 7pm, Show from 8pm. Where? Royal Vauxhall Tavern372 Kennington Lane, London, SE11 5HY Tickets£10.00 Early Bird£12.00 General AdmissionPurchasing tickets for this show means you are supporting queer artists and creatives. Thank you so much for your support. This show will be raising money for Terrence Higgins Trust through sponsoring David Allwood’s London Landmarks Half Marathon. PLEASE READ: This is a mixed seated/standing event, limited seats are available on a first come first served basis. If you have assistance questions, please email dave@vauxhalltavern.com. About HOMOPARODYHOMOPARODY is a collective of LGBTQ+ humans from all over London who find power in togetherness. Born out of lockdown as a way of bringing the queer community back together, HOMOPARODY provide entertainment at Prides, events and charity fundraisers. Alongside this, they produce full scale cabaret productions, recreate iconic music videos for charity, organise socials and provide weekly all abilities dance classes for the LGBTQ+ community and their allies. Founded by Mr Gay England 2022 winner, David Allwood, this queer collective is focused on inclusion, empowerment and community. Check out our insta @homoparody, our website www.homoparody.com or contact us for more information at info@homoparody.com. About FingerzWelcome to the world of FINGERZ. The first Monday of every month is for bringing the dyke, stem, lipstick, butch, lesbian, stud, chapstick, u-haul, astrologist, trans+ communities back together (a non exhaustive list ofc). Make new friends and bring all your chosen family for a night of wholeseome and messy Gamez, Cabarez and plenty of FINGERZ. Get ready for an evening for everyone, from the sapphics xoxoGive us a follow on instagram for all the updates each month @fingerzpresents

A journey of redemption, love, identity, and disco.

A major retrospective of the iconic artist.

An immersive show that embraces the absurdity of the Regency era.

Jonathan Bailey takes centre-stage.

The Great British Striptease proudly presents WHEN DOVES STRIP- a sultry, glittering tribute to The Artist Formerly Known as Prince. Set in the heart of East London at the stunning THE DIVINE- the city’s newest queer bar, drag haven, LGBTQ+ performance hotspot, and nightclub- this one-night-only cabaret will have you feeling “Adore”-able and ready to “Take Me With U” into the night.Join us for an intimate and sexy striptease spectacular featuring dazzling performers who all have a “Love Symbol”-level admiration for Prince. From “Darling Nikki” vibes to “Cream”-inspired fantasies, this is a show that celebrates every bit of the artist’s genius, one iconic song at a time.Produced by Victoria Rose, the mind behind The Great British Striptease, and hosted by the multi-talented, utterly gorgeous, REI x, this night is a true “Erotic City” escape.Stay tuned- more performers will be announced soon, and you won’t want to miss a second of this “Purple Rain”-drenched cabaret extravaganza. Doors open at 7PM Show starts at 8PM Limited early bird tickets are available. If you are someone who would benefit from a discounted ticket, there is a limited amount available. Please email contact@thegreatbritishstriptease.co.uk, and explain a bit about your situation as to why you require a discount. First come, first served. ENTRY REQUIREMENTS- This is an 18+ event. No ID = No entry. Valid forms of ID: passports and driving licences. Photocopies/pictures not accepted, not physical IDs.For full accessibility information please read venues about page, their full accessibility info is here https://thedivine.co.uk/about/

Tantra is Empowerment. Tantra is Healing. Tantra is Growth. Tantra is Freedom. Tantra is Truth. Tantra is Transformation. Tantra is Realising Self. We can become more available to Love and Life. Tantra invites us to grow, to uncurl into the truth of what we are capable of as abundant, potent and creative beings of love, light and life. The practice of its teachings expands us into our potential. We can become our most fearless, creative, courageous, confident, loving, honest, wise selves and we realise we are in reach of everything we could ever need. It’s all inside. ‘You are the one you have sought for so long.’ Jeff FosterTantra enables us to uncover this truth through the body, through the heart and through each other. In this foundational workshop, we will use breath, movement, sound, touch and massage to awaken potent lifeforce energies and expand them through the body to nourish, resource, heal and awaken. As sensation, pleasure and vitality increases, our perception of what the body is capable of widens. We begin to access more of what’s available to us and as our inner resources emerge, we can stand in richer, fuller awareness of our selves and each other. Please note that nudity is involved in some of the workshop. This workshop is for you if:- You are curious about understanding more about the essence of Tantra- You want to feel more connected to your body- You are working on healing from negative experiences regarding your sexuality- You want to become more mindful and more present- You are looking to break out of patterns that no longer serve you- You want more intimacy- You are interested in working with energy - You are interested in better sex, with yourself and with others - You want to integrate sexuality with spiritualityPlease note that as a group, we commit to holding a safe, boundaried, inclusive and respectful space. You need to be able to sit and kneel in comfort.Andy Butterfield is an experienced group facilitator, having run many retreats and workshops for gay men and for the wider community. A respected somatic therapist, mindfulness, yoga and tantra teacher - he integrates the tools he has studied and practised during the last 19 years to help people to access healing from trauma, self-empowerment, growth and transformation.Andy thrives in the process of co-creating community and holding a safe, relaxed and meaningful space for gay and bi men to explore intimacy, connection and joy together. More details are available on his website: http://www.andybutterfield.com

A journey of redemption, love, identity, and disco.

He’ll be in London for his debut UK show on 3 April.

An immersive show that embraces the absurdity of the Regency era.

A major retrospective of the iconic artist.

An immersive show that embraces the absurdity of the Regency era.

Jonathan Bailey takes centre-stage.

‘A HELL OF A LOT OF FUN’British TheatreThe greatest girl band of the millennium, GIRLS ALOUD, are back as you’ve never seen them before as this fierce, funny and fabulous drag extravaganza returns to London following smash-hit runs on the West End, the Underbelly Festival, and across the UK. Join Nadine, Cheryl, Sarah, Nicola, and Kimberley in this hilarious tribute show paying homage to the highs and lows the fab five, and the return of the one and only Javine.Featuring all the hits of Girls Aloud, classic solo singles, awkward tv appearances, missing passports, cloakroom attendant altercations and much more’.This hilarious production is a show you do not want to miss, starring Drag Race royalty CHERYL HOLE as Cheryl, KITTY SCOTT-CLAUS as Kimberley and VANITY MILAN as Javine.Get yourself a MEET & GREET ticket to meet the Gals pre-showM&G will happen 7-8pm.Regular doors open at 7.30pm for an 8.30pm show. After the show, we’re taking you on a GALS NIGHT OUT OUT until 2am. Stay and party with the Gals and guests as part of your ticket price. GALS NIGHT OUT OUT is an all new camptastic pop party, playing the best girl bands and pop princesses all night. ‘It’s camp. It’s silly’. treads the line between homage and parody in a way that only drag can.’VICE

Get ready, Little Monsters. 🦄 MARGO IS GAGA is back for a spectacular night of pure pop mayhem, and it’s bigger, bolder, and more GAGA than ever before. 🎤🔥Join Margo Marshall, East London’s legendary drag diva, as she becomes the ultimate MONSTER of all MOTHERS – Lady Gaga herself. To celebrate the release of MAYHEM, Margo is serving up a high-energy, jaw-dropping show packed with live vocals, killer choreography, and endless dance breaks. 💃✨From Gaga’s iconic bangers to her most unhinged album tracks, Margo brings the whole Gaga universe to life in a one-night-only pop concert extravaganza you won’t want to miss. Expect wild games, surprises, and a chance to be the next STAR IS BORN. 🌟So, put your paws up, grab your tickets, and get ready to club, club, another club the night away. It’s time for TOTAL MAYHEM, and we’re going to dance, scream, and sing our hearts out in true Gaga fashion. 💖👠🎶Tickets: Early Bird: £10General Admission: £12 We have also listed a ‘Pay It Forward’ Option for those who might be able to help. If a PIF Ticket is needed please do not hesitate to contact us so we can all share in the joy of Miss Germanotta and her music. Doors: 7.30pmShow: 8pm - 9:30pm Free entry to clubnight after ‘til 2.30amTHIS SHOW IS IN THE BASEMENT ACCESSIBILITYSadly, The Divine is currently not fully accessible.The cabaret and club space are in the basement of the venue. There are 17 wide steps with slip resistant treads down to the space with sturdy handrails either side.The toilets are in the basement and are not accessible for wheelchair users.If you need further information, please refer to The Divine ‘About’ page on the website.The Divine Accessibility Info & FAQs_____________________________________________Please note The Divine is a queer venue run by queer people, for queer people and their allies. We operate a zero-tolerance policy towards homophobia, transphobia, racism, misogyny and discrimination of any kind. Be respectful or you will be asked to leave. Strictly no office, hen or stag parties allowed.

A unique way of tackling loneliness and disconnection.

A journey of redemption, love, identity, and disco.

A major retrospective of the iconic artist.

An immersive show that embraces the absurdity of the Regency era.

Jonathan Bailey takes centre-stage.

A Man To Pet presents….🇬🇷 My Big Fat Greek Spring. 🇬🇷 One night only The Bethnal Green Working Men’s Club will be transformed into shimmering Greek Spring field reigned over by the exquisite florist A MAN TO PET who is joined by her faithful countrymen, women and everything that exist in-between. A Man to Pet has scoured the Aegean islands and the greek mainland to bring you a one night only extravaganza at queer cabaret Mecca, at The Bethnal Green Workin Men’s Club. Dress as a flower or any kind of spring theme you like we wont judge you. Maybe Pet will……

A journey of redemption, love, identity, and disco.

A major retrospective of the iconic artist.

An immersive show that embraces the absurdity of the Regency era.

Jonathan Bailey takes centre-stage.

Hey Poke-Thems xo Whose ready to level the F up and overdose on Max Potions. Welcome to the brand new Pokemon Themed Drag show “Kanto She Better Don’t”. Join your super nerd hosts Bonk and Mocha In the East London Region, as they bring you a reimagined landscape of your favourite Pocket Monsters from Kanto and Beyond.. Enter the Iconic Queer Venue The Divine (The 8th Gym of the East London Region) and watch the girl boss feud of Kyogre and Groudon, see Victreebel as she snorts up her stun store powder in the toilets and even the Eeveelutions as they gather to agree wether they should settle as a Polyamorous 8 person ethical non monogamous diva troupe.. See iconic Drag artists Bring their Pokemon visions to life through fierce fashion, dynamic lipsyncs.. as well as more hidden secrets of the East London Region.. (Caroline Polechek is the final Gym Leader).If you’re Ready for bigger Pokemon Event than Pokemon day itself.. then get your tickets now for the very best that no one ever was.. “Kanto She Better Don’t”.. See your there nerds. Grab your tickets now.Guest Starring:Miss Terri Box of Slaystation fame.Latex joins us all the way from Scotland.Paris Eatemall - Lipsync 1000 legend and star of “Next Drag Superstar”. Sadly, The Divine is currently not fully accessible.The cabaret and club space are in the basement of the venue. There are 17 wide steps with slip resistant treads down to the space with sturdy handrails either side. The toilets are in the basement and are not accessible for wheelchair users.If you need further information, please refer to The Divine ‘About’ page on the website. www.thedivine.co.uk

EXCLUSIVE LONDON SHOW BRACE FOR IMPACT. What the world needs now is ‘lots of love’ and there’s one star of stage and screen who oozes it from every pore… Yes, it’s true, the one and only Myra DuBois is on stage at her spiritual home, The Royal Vauxhall Tavern. Her concert presentations of laughter and song at The RVT are the stuff of legend, and today you get undiluted Myra. Doors are at 4pm, Myra will be on at 5.45pm. With DJ Simon Le Vans This event is 18+Advance tickets are £12 plus booking fee. PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU BOOK THE CORRECT DATE. No Refunds.THERE WILL BE TICKETS ON THE DOOR FROM 4PM’there are plenty of tickets on the door, from 4pm, it’s first come, first serve, so don’t dilly dally, you know they will go’PLEASE NOTE: This event will be mostly standing with only a very few seats in the venue, first come first serve. If you have access questions please contact dave@vauxhalltavern.com. ALL BAGS AND COATS MUST BE CHECKED IN TO CLOAKROOM The RVT is an LGBTQ+ venue, please respect our space. No hen/stag parties.

A major retrospective of the iconic artist.

An immersive show that embraces the absurdity of the Regency era.

Jonathan Bailey takes centre-stage.

Join MEGAN MIA GEMINI for a night of drag fabulosity celebrating all the iconic divas of Musical Theatre over the years Celebrate with us in style while watching some of londons best drag stars lip sync, sing and be stupid Your stars for the night are Honey FoxxKardeizureMimi ChanelSeven And of course your fabulous hostess with the mostessMegan Mia Gemini

A major retrospective of the iconic artist.

An immersive show that embraces the absurdity of the Regency era.

Jonathan Bailey takes centre-stage.

A weekly journey of Self-enquiry and Embodied practices. Stop swiping and start connecting for real. What to ExpectThe weekly group sessions held in Greenwich London on Tuesday evenings will be led self-enquiry and embodied practice sessions to create connections and support personal growth. More about the weekly sessions💬 Self-Enquiry This is a safe, supportive space to share your thoughts and experiences. We’ll talk about emotions, relationships, and self-discovery while learning to embrace confidence and self-acceptance. We will practice compassion for each other however we choose to show up. 🌿 Embodied PracticeRejuvenate your mind, body, and spirit with fun and relaxing activities, including:🧘‍♂️ Partner Yoga and meditation🎵 Sound baths / cuddle workshops✨ Tantra, Touch & intimacy 🎶 Music and movement✨ Experience the perfect mix of deep conversations and uplifting activities designed to open yourself to new experiences and connections Why Join?Build meaningful friendships in a supportive community.Gain confidence and learn essential self-care skills.Relax, recharge, and reconnect with yourself in a supportive environment.Celebrate who you are in a space where you are seen, valued, and appreciated.We invite you to be part of this journey of connection, growth, and celebration. We welcome you however you show up. Spaces are limited to 10 men.📅 Reserve your spot today and join the Gay Men’s Connection Group. About the groupRemember the days when meeting other gay men meant heading to the local gay bar, sparking conversations, and connecting with people you might never have noticed on an app? It was messy, spontaneous, and real. We’re bringing that back—but with a twist.We’re creating a space where gay men can meet meaningfully, reconnect with each other, and rediscover the joy of real connection. It’s about shedding the labels society has slapped on us and finding freedom in being ourselves—fully and unapologetically.Let’s be honest: dating apps have left us feeling drained, disconnected, and craving something deeper. But we grow the most—personally and spiritually—through genuine connection, by listening to each other’s stories, sharing laughter and tears, and just being present.This group is all about that kind of experience. Whether it’s weekly self-enquiry and embodied practice sessions, monthly community gatherings, or immersive destination retreats, you’ll find something here to help you reconnect with others and yourself in the most meaningful way.Your FacilitatorsYour facilitators, Armand and Firefly bring together their collective years of experience facilitating group sessions and providing one-to-one support, integrating trauma-informed therapy with tantra and other bodywork practices.Armand BothaARMAND BOTHA is a trained Core Energetics Practitioner who graduated from the Core Energetics Institute in the Netherlands. He completed his post-graduate training at the same institute and has also received training in Neo-Tantra, Sexological Bodywork, Internal Family Systems and Body Poetry. In his London practice, Armand combines these different modalities to help individuals and groups achieve personal transformation, especially those in the gay community. Armand is passionate about the mind-body-spirit connection and uses this passion to restore natural movement and energy flow to his clients. He brings his love, heart, high energy, and passion to his work and guides and supports people on their journey of self-discovery and empowerment. Armand has previously taught dance, fitness and education.FireflyFIREFLY is a Tantric therapist and coach who brings a wealth of training and experience to his transformational work. He began his journey with Gay Love Spirit in Prague and later advanced his expertise with the Tantra4GayMen teacher training. Firefly’s training also includes qualifications in Tantra Yoga and Reiki, as well as an Embodied trauma therapist graduating from The Centre For Healing in Australia. His work emphasises the restoration of energy flow, sensuality, and connection, fostering spiritual growth and a renewed sense of freedom. Firefly’s approach is grounded in love, compassion, and a deep passion for Tantric wisdom. He has participated in and taught at Tantra events around the world, sharing his knowledge and guiding others on their paths of healing and self-discovery. Firefly is a proud member of the IAOTH.

A major retrospective of the iconic artist.

An immersive show that embraces the absurdity of the Regency era.

Jonathan Bailey takes centre-stage.

The cult hit event Solve-Along-A-Murder-She-Wrote continues its residency at the Royal Vauxhall Tavern with a new episode, the brilliant “Hit, Run and Homicide”. Cabot Cove is terrorised by a driverless remote-controlled car (seriously) and soon there’s a murder that only Jessica Fletcher (or you) can solve. “Hit, Run and Homicide” follows riotous presentations of “A Very Good Year for Murder”, “Old Habit Die Hard”, “Jessica Behind Bars”, “Sing a Song of Murder”, “Broadway Malady”, “If It’s Thursday, It Must Be Beverly” and many more. Solve-Along-A-Murder-She-Wrote is a unique and hilarious night featuring games, prizes and audience participation, with special permission from NBC Universal Television. See the show Time Out rated one of 2021 and 2019’s 50 Great Nights Out in London that has played to sell-out audiences across the UK and Australia. Can you solve the crime before JB Fletcher? Hosted by super-fan Tim Benzie, Solve-Along-A-Murder-She-Wrote features: * A race to solve to the crime, via the Fameometer and the Suspiciometer. * A Cabot Cove quiz and raffle. * A singalong to the theme tune with new lyrics. * Clips and biogs of the campy guest stars. Tim Benzie is obsessed with Murder, She Wrote, having watched the original series when it was first broadcast, and now relishing the repeats on television everywhere. An award-winning playwright and co-writer of the Royal Vauxhall Tavern’s 2017-2024 pantos (‘Goosed’, ‘Rubbed’, ‘Slipped’, ‘Pricked’, ‘Cracked’, ‘Tossed’ and ‘Wolfed’). He is the co-producer of the camp club night PopHorror. Tickets: £8 early-bird£12 guaranteed seating until sold out. Must be seated by 7:45pm to keep the seats. £12 limited seating - first come, first served. Get there for 7pm doors for your best chance for a seat.£14 on the door (limited number - doors at 7pm)Times: Doors open at 7pmShow is at 7:45pmThis year we are reducing the number of guaranteed seats and increasing the seats available from 7pm.The RVT offers bar services and capacity for standing room. NB this is a seating and standing venue.THE CRITICS SPEAK. “You’ll be swept away with Jessica Fletcher feels … it has the BEST HOST.”Time Out London”As soon as I saw it was on at the [Edinburgh] Fringe I elbowed my way through the other BW reviewers, pushed a couple of them over … just so I could get to the front of the queue and see this show again. And it did not disappoint ... I’d go again in a heartbeat.”5 stars *****Broadway World“I’d challenge anyone to sit through this show and not get utterly invested in figuring out whodunit, whilst smiling at the comfort that this 80’s drama brings.”4 stars ****West End Wilma“It didn’t take long for Benzie to have the audience in stitches and he had the whole crowd in the palm of his hand the entire evening.”Bristol 24/7 ”For a funny, campy evening, there is little that could beat Solve-Along-A-Murder-She-Wrote’s unique qualities and Benzie’s wit and charm. Personally this reviewer can’t wait to revisit Cabot Cove. Never mind ‘whodunnit’, more like ’yougottadoit. “4 stars ****The Reviews Hub “A unique and thoroughly enjoyable theatre experience”Blue Curtains Brisbane**AccessibilityRoyal Vauxhall Tavern welcomes all people with disabilities and access needs and we will try and assist with your access requirements.We strongly advise you to contact us before your visit. Limited free personal assistance tickets are available for most events and we can try to reserve seating if needed, there are seats with an upward step to the raised area and small stools on ground level.The RVT has an accessible main door, with a small ramp for wheelchairs and is flat throughout the main area. There are toilet cubicles that can be accessed without steps, but are not wheelchair accessible.On busy events we can’t always guarantee a clear view of the stage for people in wheelchairs, and the cabaret area does get very busy.

Come join us for a three course meal and a show with the very famous very busy Mark T Cox. Dinner starts at 19:30Show starts at 20:00 We are delighted to present two menus prepared by @maisonkim.ldn for this performance series: Menu 1: 26/03 and 2/04to start: Beetroot, banana blossom, pomelo, rau ram & fried shallots. (vegan, contains: mustard, sesame, gluten) to continue: Vietnamese braised pork belly served with rice and pickles (contains: fish) or Braised squash with winter tomato and tofu served with rice and pickles (vegan, contains: gluten, sesame)to finish: Chocolate almond olive oil cake, mascarpone creme chantilly and forced rhubarb (vegan alternative available if requested, contains: egg, dairy, nuts) Menu 2: 9/04 and 16/04 to start: Radicchio, orange, hazelnut salad with focaccia (vegan, contains: gluten, mustard, nuts) to continue: Lamb Koftas with carrots, beans and pistachio green salsa (contains: gluten, nuts) or Aubergine with carrots, beans and pistachio green salsa (vegan, contains: nuts)to finish: Orange almond cake with creme anglaise (vegan alternative available if requested, contains: egg, dairy, nuts) NOTE: IF YOU HAVE ANY ALLERGIES, PLEASE LET US KNOW Because of our small kitchen, we cannot guarantee that our food will be free of traces of any allergen. The Roses of Elagabalus is a queer clubhouse and restaurant in the heart of Dalston. No photography permitted.

A major retrospective of the iconic artist.

An immersive show that embraces the absurdity of the Regency era.

Jonathan Bailey takes centre-stage.

All of Time and Space??ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN... . Come aboard our first big London show of 2025 - you already know it’s gunna be all kinds of camp, crazy, and completely cosmic. As we pilot our trusty LGBTQ+ARDIS thru the variety-vortex, prepare for an epic night of extraterrestrial entertainment featuring a superstar line-up, lots of surprises, and all the magical madness you could dream of… all inspired by the greatest show in the galaxy: DOCTOR WHO. (Full lineup to be announced soon, keep your eye-stalks on @gallifreycabaret on Insta / @gallycab on Bluesky & Twitter)The Grand is open late and with our interdimensional DJ on the decks we’ll be keeping the fun going till the end of time, so let’s **EXTERMINATE THE DANCEFLOOR. . **The moment has been prepared for. Our vortex manipulators are fully-charged, our sonics are ready to be screwdrivered. The whoniverse is here, and it’s hella QUEER Are you ready for the adventure of a lifetime?Then take our hand and get ready to PARTAYYYY. DISCLAIMER: this is an unofficial fan event, not affiliated with the official Doctor Who brand (even tho we love them very very much xoxox)TICKETSStandard entry tickets grant entry to unreserved seating in the stalls, circle and upper circle (if in use). If it’s very busy they may be standing tickets. Get there as early as possible to secure a good seat. Concession pricing is for anyone who believes they need to pay less, for example students, those on low income, or those accessing benefits. (Note: if you are struggling to a afford a ticket at all, see NOTAFLOF info in access section below for more info)VITL (Very Important Time Lords) tickets include a seat on a table with the best view of the action up front, plus some extra timey-wimey treats. The extra cost of the VITL tickets helps to subsidise NOTAFLOF (not turned away from lack of funds) tickets, so please do consider purchasing a VITL ticket if you are able.SCHEDULEDoors open: 6:30pmShow starts: 7:45pmShow ends: Approx. 10:30pm (with 2 intervals)DJ and dancing until 11:30pm so stick around, for beverages + boogies afterwards. RAFFLEWe will be running a raffle raising money for the wonderful Cabaret Vs Cancer. These will cost £5 per strip of 5 tickets, and will be available to buy on the night.There will be multiple Who-themed prizes of varying type/quality. You already know they’ll be ridiculous/brilliant/iconic. Some of them may even be signed and/or one-of-a-kind…ACCESS INFOLive BSL interpretation is provided on stage. If you wish to reserve a seat with a good eyeline of the interpreter please email the address below. This show will contain some flashing lights, loud music and use of haze. We have earplugs available for those affected by noise sensitivity - please just ask a member of the team on the night if you’d like to make use of these. There should be plenty of seating at this event, first come first served apart from for VIP ticket holders, so if you do require a seat get there earlier to have a better choice.Here’s access info taken from The Clapham Grand’s website: We make every effort to ensure that The Clapham Grand is a place for all. Please see below for information about our facilities for audience members with access requirements. If there’s anything you are unsure about, or we haven’t covered, don’t hesitate to contact us on 020 7223 6523 or email access@claphamgrand.com.Our office hours are 9am – 5:30pm Mon – Sat.For all access patrons we provide a free ticket for a PA or carer/companion when purchasing a full price ticket. We recommend that you contact us before purchasing any tickets so we can advise you on how best to purchase and availability.The accessible area is located in the Stalls (ground floor) of our venue – on the left when looking at the stage. There are good site lines to the stage with step free entry to our access toilet, which is located within the Gender Neutral toilet block. Please note on occasion the Gender Neutral toilets can be made single gender, in which case one of our team can escort you in.If a patron requires an alternative part of the venue other than our access area please don’t hesitate to contact us so we can talk through other options.We can provide priority entry to minimise queuing times.We can provide ramped access into our venue at the side of the venue on Severus Road. The ramp is 37 inches wide, 60 inches in length with a 750kg SWL (Safe Working Load). Please contact us if you have any concerns or believe the weight/width to be an issue and we will try to find alternate ways of getting you into the building comfortably.Unfortunately we do not have step free access to the circle or upper circle of the venue, and the bar in the stalls is located 5 steps up from our access area. PleaseOur wheel chair accessible bathroom doorway is 30 inches wide & the access cubicle doorway itself is 31.5 inches wide, with an inward opening door. If you have a larger chair, or have any questions about accessing these facilities please contact us directly and we will assist in any way possible.Unfortunately the public smoking area is not step free from the access area, but we can profile an alternative space which can be access during any intervals.For more into on accessibility at The Grand, head to this address: https://claphamgrand.com/accessibility/This show is running a NOTAFLOF (not turned away from lack of funds) scheme. If you want to attend this event but are struggling to pay, please email gallifreycabaret@gmail.com with the subject line ‘NOTAFLOF’ and including the name you’d like the ticket under and we will sort it for you - no questions asked or explanations needed.Please note this show is a safe space for all LGBTQ+ people and allies - come as you are, and you will be celebrated. However, transphobia, homophobia, racism, ableism, misogyny or any other form of hate speech will not be tolerated under any circumstances - and we reserve the right to ask disrespectful audience members to leave without refund. If you are unsure of anyone’s pronouns, please use they/them. Note: We love when you dress up. Please go wild with cosplay, but do not adorn clothing or costume that is not from your heritage/culture [for example, wearing a fez]. We reserve the right to ask people to change if their costume is culturally appropriative. Thank you.

A major retrospective of the iconic artist.

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