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How to take a great Dick Pic

Showcase every inch of what you're working with.

Gaydar

17 Jul 2025 — 3 min read

No matter how good your online banter is, fairly early on in any hook-up app conversation you're going to be asked to share a dick pic.

There's no need to over-think it, that's just how this works. You've got to let him see what's on the menu.

Whether you upload your dick pics to your profile or you just keep them on your phone ready to go, you need to update them regularly to ensure that the photos you're sending feel fresh and showcase every inch of your appeal.

To help you make the most of what you're working with, here's a couple of Dick Pic tips to get you started.

Manscaping

However you like your body hair, a quick trim before taking a dick pic is a sensible move.

A big bush is horny but on camera it has the effect of making your dick seem less impressive than it probably is.

Moisturising

Give your dick a quick rub with some moisturiser before taking the photo.

The shimmer of the moisturiser will reflect light and will make your dick look more appealing.

Lighting

Do some test shots and figure out how to make the most of the lighting that you've got available.

Range

Take photos of your dick from hard to soft - show him the range that you've got.

Also, take photos from different angles.

Show him your POV and show him his POV. Get him excited about getting his hands on your dick.

Authenticity

There is no point pretending that your dick is something that it isn't. It's fine to use props to illustrate scale but don't create an optical illusion.

You're trying to set up a hook-up with the guy that you're chatting with - you want him to see your dick in person. Why set yourself up for disappointment?

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