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Celebrate The Kentucky Derby With These Horse-Hung Actors

These stallions are ready to breed!

Gaydar

06 May 2025 — 3 min read

Neigh? I don’t think so. Today we’re saying yay to the most horse-hung actors on the planet, in celebration of the Kentucky Derby on May 3rd. Why not? This is a day that’s all about big things (big hats, big cocks) so why wouldn’t we round up the most well-endowed actors who have shared their gifts with the word? We never look a gift horse-hung cock in the mouth.

So what's in store for you size queens today? Arguably the most hung actor we've ever seen, Tom Mercier, just delivered his third frontal scene. This means that he's shown cock in every one of his nude roles. Our kind of man. Plus, he's a grower and a shower, which we know because he gets visibly excited on camera after touching himself in Synonyms.

Patrick Schwarzenegger got in on the fun with his frontal nude scene in the first episode of The White Lotus season three. He’s about as long as his name, and we love it.

Parker Marx is an adult star who goes both ways. He gets into it with a chick in his porn flick Corn and has sex with a man in Sweat. The gay porn star Boomer Banks lends his famous uncut cock to the comedy Unfinished Business. Ben Affleck didn't get the nanny on his own! He had the help of his hung cock, which he flashed in Gone Girl. And of course we have Michael Fassbender. Of course.

These gents are just the tip, and we know you can handle the whole thing. Keep scrolling for all the horse-hung cock you can handle during the Kentucky Derby. Go, Kentucky Derby?

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